Black People Rule the World

I was not aware that when Obama won the election that meant that black people now ruled the world. But they do. Don't get me wrong, i love Obama. I'm so glad that he won the election and i support him on almost everything.. but i walk into school the morning after the election to find that the black people were in a riot. None of them knew a damn thing that he stood for, they were just happy he was black, and thats kind of a horrible reason to support a politician, especially if your going to gloat about it and pretend you know what he stands for. Notice i dont say african american, because some black people have freaked out on me because they aren't african, so i'll just stick with black. Anyway, by the time fourth period came around EVERYONE was sick of this behavior, black, white, spanish, italian, asian, etc. So this black girl didn't do her homework, and the teacher told her that she was going to have to do an extra assignment because of it. And the girl said, "No i dont, black people rule the world now" and the teacher said "No, they dont. We have a black president. He does not rule the world." Everyone just stood gaping at the girl, some were pissed off and some were just plain suprised. We spent the entire class period trying to talk her town from her pedestal, but it didnt work. But thats okay, because APPARENTLY, black people rule the world now.

FAKE VEGANS

WTF? they're on the top of my hit list. Its the new thing to be a vegan or a vegetarian, when really in their free alone time they're munching on hamburgers and chicken nuggets. I completely HATE this. I don't even like real vegans, the idea is irrational, but if your just going to fake it you should probably find something more productive to do with your useless life. Lying about caring too much for animals and your health habits is lame. Go outside and plant a flower or something.